Might find it fun
To name her pet gecko not Gordon,
But Sir Michael Murray Horden.
credit: Abigail's Party, Theatre Royal, Bath
27.2.17
Lizard People
Amanda Abbington
Might find it fun
To name her pet gecko not Gordon,
But Sir Michael Murray Horden.
Might find it fun
To name her pet gecko not Gordon,
But Sir Michael Murray Horden.
25.2.17
Satiation in Sutton
"Who ate all the pies?"
The rolly-polly goalie
Prefers a pasty
Or do you prefer
Wayne Shaw
Thought it a bit raw.
Not his dugout pasty,
But the FA turning nasty.
The rolly-polly goalie
Prefers a pasty
credit: BBC
Or do you prefer
Wayne Shaw
Thought it a bit raw.
Not his dugout pasty,
But the FA turning nasty.
23.2.17
Storm Doris
Michael Fish,
For a bicycle, had no wish.
His 'hurricane' had no name;
Still, it brought him fame.
For a bicycle, had no wish.
His 'hurricane' had no name;
Still, it brought him fame.
credit: BBC
21.2.17
Plea Bargaining
If, Rudyard Kipling,...
If you'd been a poetic stripling...
If of early parole we'd had pretence...
If you'd passed a shorter periodic sentence.
If you'd been a poetic stripling...
If of early parole we'd had pretence...
If you'd passed a shorter periodic sentence.
By Unknown - Rudyard Kipling von John Palmer, Public Domain,
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=44696911
19.2.17
First Do No Harm
Ear, Nose, Throat and Foot
For Boris Johnson's doctor
A niche specialism
For Boris Johnson's doctor
A niche specialism
credit: Metro
17.2.17
14.2.17
"We Went to Rotherham"
Academy awards
Manchester City-by-Sea
The Chanting Oscar
Manchester City-by-Sea
The Chanting Oscar
Credit: Fcbighoe, Wikipedia
10.2.17
Impotus
Humpty Dumpty sat on his great wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a yuge great fall.
He instructed Jeff Sessions,
Huffily, to sue the Mexicans.
Humpty Dumpty had a yuge great fall.
He instructed Jeff Sessions,
Huffily, to sue the Mexicans.
9.2.17
6.2.17
Being Kitty Smart
Christopher Smart.
Criss-crossing his heart,
Christian tropes expressed so pitiably
Crisply told how he loved Jeoffrey
Criss-crossing his heart,
Christian tropes expressed so pitiably
Crisply told how he loved Jeoffrey
4.2.17
Daze of Wine and Roses
He wrote poetry like a heady potion,
Did Ernest Dowson.
It was no cure for melancholy or sepsis;
His technique was in fact prolepsis.
Did Ernest Dowson.
It was no cure for melancholy or sepsis;
His technique was in fact prolepsis.
Ernest Dowson (1867 – 1900)
1.2.17
Pelham Grenville
P. G. Wodehouse
Once swallowed a thoughtless woodlouse.
Beef tea smeared on liberal hips
Was another of his P. G. tips.
Once swallowed a thoughtless woodlouse.
Beef tea smeared on liberal hips
Was another of his P. G. tips.
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