Bottling it up

Marketing jargon:
"Vapour-distilled" aitch-two-oh
So makes my blood boil

Or do you prefer:

"Vapour-distilled" hype
Regarding bottled water 
So makes my blood boil

I #AmWriting

Laura and Lauren
Identical twin sisters
Cue plot confusion

The Cod Particle

Easy to disCERN
The Large Haddock Collider
Brings Man nearer Cod

Micropoetry from the Microbrewery

Poem production
Upped by ethanol solvent.
Is my Muse a Drunk?

A very particular set of skills

Does Liam Neeson
feel a frisson
of glee, son, when he hears the 'phone ring
and it's his agent proclaiming "Kerching!"?

Farewell My Concubine

Chinese characters
A cast of thousands appear
Only one persists

A Cosmological Constant

Carl Sagan
Eschewed discharging a ray gun
To mark successful SETI,
Preferring to scatter confetti.

Dichotomy? Or Libidotomy?

Love unrequited?
Who cares for requisition?
Age brings wise feelings?

Or do you prefer

Love unrequited?
Contentment beats requitement
Age brings wise feelings.

Unreal Estate

Absentee Zombies 
Undead-eyed Lords of lands with 
Vacant Possession 

Diagnosis by Mass Media

Google disagrees
With my Docs; get me PM's
Second Opinion